Sunday, September 21, 2014

Why FSU Has a New Logo, Think Illuminati!

This story comes to us from one of our Florida sources, and given how recognized Florida State is at the moment, we feel that it deserves priority. In April 2014, the university announced that it would be conducting a major overhaul of its logo and apparel. This came as a shock to fans and supporters, and that shock quickly turned to anger when they saw the new designs. No one understood why FSU chose what many considered to be a hideous revamp of a classic icon. However, someone with a trained eye could see the reasons, and they're nothing short of evil.

In 2013, FSU won its third national title in football, and the university must have made a pact with the devil to gain it. Everything that is occurring at the school now reeks of the Illuminati, and the order's fingerprint is staring at everyone in the face of that new logo. Not only is the design rubbish and goes against the Seminole tradition, but it's also satanic. If you take a close look, you can see 666 embedded in Chief Osceola's face.

Here's how it appears, and feel free to check out the logo for yourself via Google images. The first 6 is the most obvious and can be found in the chief's ear (It's somewhat small but quite obvious). The second one can be found on the eye. To best see it, you need to invert the logo. This one is not quite as prominent, but we will provide an explanation for that as well. The third 6 can be seen running along the nose. It juts out from Osceola's cheek line and rounds out just above the nostrils. Like the second, this one is also more subtle, only visible to someone who's aware of such symbolism.

If you're thinking that we're seeing things that aren't there, guess again. 666 is frequently seen in corporate logos, and like FSU's, the digits follow a similar pattern. The first 6 is almost always obvious with the other two being harder to discern, and that's how the Illuminati works. The order can't be too candid or else everyone would know it existed. That's why only one 6 is clear. It serves as an invitation to the enlightened to search for more, whereas everyone else will chalk it up as coincidence. Take for example the Taco Bell and Walt Disney logos. Both images have 6s that are obvious and others that are less so. The Florida State logo is no different.

Now, if that's not convincing, then what is transpiring at the university should be. The school is already being influenced by funds of corrupt Illuminati companies like Koch Industries, and its new president is likely to be lower-tier member John Thrasher whose ties to the Bush family are stronger than steel. If given the job, one of the darkest families in America will have a top crony dictating the direction of a major research institution. The Bushes sold their souls to Satan in exchange for worldwide power, and any powerful figure affiliated with them likely did the same.

The Illuminati has taken over the Florida State University. Having 666 in the new logo combined with darker themes in its new apparel (Black and garnet is the most prominent as opposed to garnet and gold) as well as allowing corrupt forces to dictate its direction indicate that the order is in complete control of the institution. Perhaps that is why the Noles won a title in 2013. Maybe the Illuminati figured that the fans would be too elated with victory to notice its coup. 

Friday, September 19, 2014

The Moon Landing Hoax: How the Illuminati Destroys Conspiracy Theories

Much of the general public mock conspiracy theorists. Even many of the commenters on this site publicly scorn our analyses and dismiss us as crazy lunatics. So sad they are to do that. They really have no idea as to how brainwashed they are. Too many people believe everything fed to them by the media, but to be honest, how can they really know? They take it on faith that the news and academia wouldn't lie to them. That's what leads them to thinking we're nuts. Conspiracy theories are disregarded and mocked with impunity. According to the media, those who believe in such notions have mental defects. Accomplishing such a forged perspective isn't easy, and the following analysis of the moon landing hoax will hopefully shed some insight on how the Illuminati can portray conspiracy theorists as loons.

The roots of how the order began this portrayal go back to 2001 and even earlier than that, but we'll settle for this date. That was year when the Fox Network aired the documentary "Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on the Moon?" This film presented multiple aspects and accounts as evidence that NASA faked the lunar landings. To the casual viewer, the documentary likely came across as convincing, and to those who don't go for conspiracies, they probably dismissed it as poppycock.

Once the documentary had aired was when the Illuminati went to work. The order's so-called "rational" sources such as the Discovery Channel, National Geographic, CNN, and countless others immediately moved to debunk the film's claims. Needless to say, the order succeeded. From the shadows to the "waving" flag, the Illuminati's henchmen quickly made believing in such preposterous notions ridiculous.

The whole affair was more or less a setup. The order pored over all of the conspiracies floating around out there and finely tuned the ones it considered false or easily debunked. It then slapped them together into a documentary, and WHAM! instant paper tiger. Whether it was the lack of stars in space or a misplaced rock, each theory could be quickly disposed of with a short explanation.

The real evidence for NASA faking the moon landings isn't found in shadows, it's found in NASA's recent research. The latest findings on the toxicity of radiation in deep space combined with the fact that officials continue alluding to the truth that the technology to get to the moon still isn't available is the actual proof. The Illuminati hopes that you won't or even be motivated to find it if you consider the whole Apollo hoax theory to be lies and ignorance.

For those who accept the Illuminati theory as fact, this is a war. The order is so thorough that it has been working to destroy our efforts from within. By either outright fraud or convincing true opponents to believe weak paradigms, the Illuminati has created a strong perception that we are too radical and possibly dangerous because we're keeping people from the "real" truth. That perception has been accomplished through documentaries like Fox's "Did we Land on the Moon"?

Be wary of the conspiracies that the media works so hard to debunk. Some of them are manipulated and manufactured to be easily disproved. That way viewers wonder how anyone could believe in such stuff. They don't realize that hardcore conspiracists go into much more depth and can come up with much stronger evidence and analyses. The Illuminati wants to keep you away from the truth, so its strategy is to make the truth look as ludicrous as possible. Remember that the next time a program airs claiming that it has all of the explanations about why a conspiracy theory is false.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

The Illuminati's Smallest Slip-ups Tell Us the Most

Here at Illuminati Watchdog, we're constantly on the look out for anything that might clue us into what the order has planned next. This often involves screening movies and music videos, searching for the most obvious yet subtle symbols; but then there are those other occasions when something so slight and so minor can be truly revealing. The thing to keep in mind is that the Illuminati is not perfect and is running a colossal number of scams. It's not easy keeping track of them and sometimes mistakes are made. Finding those mistakes can frequently tell you more than the best analyses on pop culture references.

The other day, one of our team members realized just how true that really is. While monitoring (a frequent antagonist for conspiracy theorists), he was surfing through one of its photoplasty articles, the link is posted below. The piece pretty much puts together numerous examples of how Hollywood gets science completely wrong. Most of the images are fairly innocuous, but #9 tells a different story.

What the reader sees is a scene from "The Empire Strikes Back" of Luke, Leia, and the droids standing before a giant window watching the Millennium Falcon fly away. In the image's text, a passage about how windows in space could not be possible due to the lethal doses of radiation that would enter the spacecraft. 

Of course, the comments section was lit up with people saying that the image was junk and should never had been there, and they all said the same thing, that the Apollo command/service modules all had windows and no ill effects happened to their crews. Now, that's where the Illuminati's mistake is. The fact checkers at Cracked were right about the radiation and the windows. The levels would have become lethal and fast. However, the people commenting actually believe that the Apollo missions left low-Earth orbit.

What we have is a nice little Illuminati mistake. According to "moon landing conspiracy" debunkers, the radiation from outer space had no effect on the Apollo CSMs because of the aluminum fuselages and low exposure. Recent science says otherwise. Probes and shuttle crews have reported extremely dangerous levels lurking just beyond low orbit. The piece is totally right, radiation in outer space is way too dangerous to have windows. It's the brainwashed commenters who have their facts wrong, but they're too far gone to ever realize that they've been duped.

Analyzing symbols and messages gives us only so much, and besides that, they're what the order wants us to see. It's little gaffes like the one we just covered that tell us what we're really after. The piece doesn't say much, but to the trained eye it says everything. What we have is genuine proof that the moon landings were hoaxes, and to make it even better, the Illuminati probably never realized its mistake.

Here's the link to the article. 17 Movies and TV Shows That Have No Idea How Technology Works 

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Don't Get Watched by the Apple Watch

Another year has passed and with it new Apple products have emerged, and this year's unveiling was the most notable since the announcement of the iPad (Illuminati Pad as it's really called). In front of a worldwide audience, the company displayed its newest innovations, the iPhone 6 and most notably the Apple Watch. The reaction was instantaneous. Everyone immediately took to social media talking about how awesome these new products are and what a brilliant company Apple is. However, the masses have little idea of the consequences that await them if they buy these products.

We'll start with the iPhone 6 (Illuminati Phone 6). This gadget is nothing more than an enhanced version of its predecessors. It will do everything that prior iPhones did but with much more efficiency. In fact, the enhanced pixelation of the screen is intended to accommodate a better camera, which of course will be used to collect images that will be instantly transmitted to the NSA the second they're taken. Higher definition means more detail for the Illuminati to use when it plans its takeover.

For the most part though, there really isn't anything too revolutionary about the iPhone 6 to discuss. The real meat is with the Apple Watch. Now, this device is what will serve the Illuminati like nothing has before. It's literally Apple's first product that is designed to have prolonged contact with your skin. That allows it to do all sorts of things to your body. Of course, the company is touting about how it will help monitor your health and fitness, but what else will it be doing?

We're thinking that the Apple Watch was designed to emit subtle electrical impulses or even mild radiation to alter central-nervous-system functioning and serve as a mind-control device (Don't discount the order's ability to do this. It has been re-syncing people's neurons for decades, and remember that electroshock therapy works). Because the Watch is attached to a transmitter that sends/receives signals via an iPhone, the Illuminati can send messages and orders once it has locked down people's brain patterns. Not only that, it's health/fitness monitors can gather information about who's weak and who's strong. This data can come in handy when crack troops are needed to take down rebellious minds. 

By wearing an Apple Watch, the Illuminati will learn everything about you and then use it to control your mind. The company will know when you sleep, when you're at your peak conditioning, and when you're ill. In fact, you'll pretty much be carrying a surveillance camera on your wrist too. This little device is actually much more effective than an iPhone or iPad. Those gizmos are frequently kept out of sight in pockets or purses. Not the Watch, though, it will always be on you, always watching, and always listening. Do you really want that?

And let's not forget another one of Apple's newest innovations, Apple Pay. This little program is just another method for the Illuminati to create financial mayhem by draining your bank account when the moment is right. One day you might be thinking that making a quick pass with your watch is fine to pay for that Mountain Dew, but you'll be sorry when you discover that that swipe was all it took for the order to reduce your balance to $0.00. 

With every succeeding generation of Apple products, the company intrudes more and more into our private lives. At first, it started with devices meant for accelerating brainwash like the iPod, then it evolved into surveillance. Today, it has achieved a new level by violating our finances and health vitals. Are these products something that you really want? Do you like the idea of a satanic corporation knowing your every move, your every heartbeat, maybe even your every thought? If the answer is no, then stay away from the Apple Watch and iPhone 6.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Joan Rivers: The Illuminati's Latest Dead Celeb

When the death of Robin Williams monopolized the headlines, we here at IW asserted that he was another one of many celebrities who had become part of an epidemic of sorts, an epidemic of dead stars. The announcement of Joan Rivers' sudden death points to yet another victim in this never-ceasing crisis among Hollywood's elite, and the fact that this occurred under "mysterious" circumstances should come as no surprise.

No one is debating that Rivers, whose comedy blazed new trends in the entertainment industry, was in great health for someone at the age of 81 and that she had many good years left. Who knows, she may have been able to surpass Betty White's longevity had it not been for another "accident". What is for certain here is that her death was not the result of natural causes. The Illuminati gave someone a mission, and it was fulfilled.

The exact details of Rivers' cause of death are yet unknown and may remain that way. Of course, the media will release something to pacify the gullible masses, but they can't be trusted. Afterall, they tried to claim that Robin Williams had Parkinson's when people started to get suspicious. The story we're anticipating is that Rivers died from anesthesia complications. It would be the most believable. She was older, and being put under carries greater risks with age.

We really don't find that one too convincing and here's why. First, Rivers wasn't going in for major surgery. Endoscopy is not invasive and doesn't require deep anesthesia. Second, the comedian was in excellent health. If mediocre doctors can put morbidly obese patients under for risky procedures like cardiac or gastric bypass, then they should have no trouble with a thin and spirited lady. 

Some poor doctor will be taking the fall for this one, probably a physician with an Ivy League background too. The Illuminati is made up of many tiers, but its recruits almost always come from the "elite" schools. When the organization issues an order, it must be followed. Don't worry, we're sure whoever is held responsible won't fall for long.

Another question surrounding Joan Rivers' death is why. What could have been the reason for her untimely demise. She had definitely gone astray of the Illuminati during her career which resulted in the cancellation of her Fox comedy show and the "suicide" of her husband. Maybe she was planning to blow the lid wide open on what was about to happen or maybe she had details of Robin Williams' final months that would have destroyed the media's well-scripted narrative.

The latter seems more likely. Given Rivers' on-and-off relationship with Hollywood and the Illuminati, she likely had little information about the order's most sinister plans. However, she still had close contact with other members and probably had a good perspective on how they operated. She may have seen first hand how MK Ultra programming had destroyed Williams' psyche, driving him to suicide, and this might have led her to make a statement.

We don't know for sure why she had to die under such mysterious circumstances. There very well could have been another reason, but wanting to vindicate a fellow comedian seems the most likely. One thing to remember is that Joan Rivers' death is not unique. She is just another victim in the Illuminati's mass cleansing of Hollywood. Why so many are dying in such a tight time frame remains unanswered, but we fear the true reasons.