Tuesday, September 16, 2014

The Illuminati's Smallest Slip-ups Tell Us the Most

Here at Illuminati Watchdog, we're constantly on the look out for anything that might clue us into what the order has planned next. This often involves screening movies and music videos, searching for the most obvious yet subtle symbols; but then there are those other occasions when something so slight and so minor can be truly revealing. The thing to keep in mind is that the Illuminati is not perfect and is running a colossal number of scams. It's not easy keeping track of them and sometimes mistakes are made. Finding those mistakes can frequently tell you more than the best analyses on pop culture references.

The other day, one of our team members realized just how true that really is. While monitoring Cracked.com (a frequent antagonist for conspiracy theorists), he was surfing through one of its photoplasty articles, the link is posted below. The piece pretty much puts together numerous examples of how Hollywood gets science completely wrong. Most of the images are fairly innocuous, but #9 tells a different story.

What the reader sees is a scene from "The Empire Strikes Back" of Luke, Leia, and the droids standing before a giant window watching the Millennium Falcon fly away. In the image's text, a passage about how windows in space could not be possible due to the lethal doses of radiation that would enter the spacecraft. 

Of course, the comments section was lit up with people saying that the image was junk and should never had been there, and they all said the same thing, that the Apollo command/service modules all had windows and no ill effects happened to their crews. Now, that's where the Illuminati's mistake is. The fact checkers at Cracked were right about the radiation and the windows. The levels would have become lethal and fast. However, the people commenting actually believe that the Apollo missions left low-Earth orbit.

What we have is a nice little Illuminati mistake. According to "moon landing conspiracy" debunkers, the radiation from outer space had no effect on the Apollo CSMs because of the aluminum fuselages and low exposure. Recent science says otherwise. Probes and shuttle crews have reported extremely dangerous levels lurking just beyond low orbit. The Cracked.com piece is totally right, radiation in outer space is way too dangerous to have windows. It's the brainwashed commenters who have their facts wrong, but they're too far gone to ever realize that they've been duped.

Analyzing symbols and messages gives us only so much, and besides that, they're what the order wants us to see. It's little gaffes like the one we just covered that tell us what we're really after. The Cracked.com piece doesn't say much, but to the trained eye it says everything. What we have is genuine proof that the moon landings were hoaxes, and to make it even better, the Illuminati probably never realized its mistake.

Here's the link to the article. 17 Movies and TV Shows That Have No Idea How Technology Works 

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Don't Get Watched by the Apple Watch

Another year has passed and with it new Apple products have emerged, and this year's unveiling was the most notable since the announcement of the iPad (Illuminati Pad as it's really called). In front of a worldwide audience, the company displayed its newest innovations, the iPhone 6 and most notably the Apple Watch. The reaction was instantaneous. Everyone immediately took to social media talking about how awesome these new products are and what a brilliant company Apple is. However, the masses have little idea of the consequences that await them if they buy these products.

We'll start with the iPhone 6 (Illuminati Phone 6). This gadget is nothing more than an enhanced version of its predecessors. It will do everything that prior iPhones did but with much more efficiency. In fact, the enhanced pixelation of the screen is intended to accommodate a better camera, which of course will be used to collect images that will be instantly transmitted to the NSA the second they're taken. Higher definition means more detail for the Illuminati to use when it plans its takeover.

For the most part though, there really isn't anything too revolutionary about the iPhone 6 to discuss. The real meat is with the Apple Watch. Now, this device is what will serve the Illuminati like nothing has before. It's literally Apple's first product that is designed to have prolonged contact with your skin. That allows it to do all sorts of things to your body. Of course, the company is touting about how it will help monitor your health and fitness, but what else will it be doing?

We're thinking that the Apple Watch was designed to emit subtle electrical impulses or even mild radiation to alter central-nervous-system functioning and serve as a mind-control device (Don't discount the order's ability to do this. It has been re-syncing people's neurons for decades, and remember that electroshock therapy works). Because the Watch is attached to a transmitter that sends/receives signals via an iPhone, the Illuminati can send messages and orders once it has locked down people's brain patterns. Not only that, it's health/fitness monitors can gather information about who's weak and who's strong. This data can come in handy when crack troops are needed to take down rebellious minds. 

By wearing an Apple Watch, the Illuminati will learn everything about you and then use it to control your mind. The company will know when you sleep, when you're at your peak conditioning, and when you're ill. In fact, you'll pretty much be carrying a surveillance camera on your wrist too. This little device is actually much more effective than an iPhone or iPad. Those gizmos are frequently kept out of sight in pockets or purses. Not the Watch, though, it will always be on you, always watching, and always listening. Do you really want that?

And let's not forget another one of Apple's newest innovations, Apple Pay. This little program is just another method for the Illuminati to create financial mayhem by draining your bank account when the moment is right. One day you might be thinking that making a quick pass with your watch is fine to pay for that Mountain Dew, but you'll be sorry when you discover that that swipe was all it took for the order to reduce your balance to $0.00. 

With every succeeding generation of Apple products, the company intrudes more and more into our private lives. At first, it started with devices meant for accelerating brainwash like the iPod, then it evolved into surveillance. Today, it has achieved a new level by violating our finances and health vitals. Are these products something that you really want? Do you like the idea of a satanic corporation knowing your every move, your every heartbeat, maybe even your every thought? If the answer is no, then stay away from the Apple Watch and iPhone 6.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Joan Rivers: The Illuminati's Latest Dead Celeb

When the death of Robin Williams monopolized the headlines, we here at IW asserted that he was another one of many celebrities who had become part of an epidemic of sorts, an epidemic of dead stars. The announcement of Joan Rivers' sudden death points to yet another victim in this never-ceasing crisis among Hollywood's elite, and the fact that this occurred under "mysterious" circumstances should come as no surprise.

No one is debating that Rivers, whose comedy blazed new trends in the entertainment industry, was in great health for someone at the age of 81 and that she had many good years left. Who knows, she may have been able to surpass Betty White's longevity had it not been for another "accident". What is for certain here is that her death was not the result of natural causes. The Illuminati gave someone a mission, and it was fulfilled.

The exact details of Rivers' cause of death are yet unknown and may remain that way. Of course, the media will release something to pacify the gullible masses, but they can't be trusted. Afterall, they tried to claim that Robin Williams had Parkinson's when people started to get suspicious. The story we're anticipating is that Rivers died from anesthesia complications. It would be the most believable. She was older, and being put under carries greater risks with age.

We really don't find that one too convincing and here's why. First, Rivers wasn't going in for major surgery. Endoscopy is not invasive and doesn't require deep anesthesia. Second, the comedian was in excellent health. If mediocre doctors can put morbidly obese patients under for risky procedures like cardiac or gastric bypass, then they should have no trouble with a thin and spirited lady. 

Some poor doctor will be taking the fall for this one, probably a physician with an Ivy League background too. The Illuminati is made up of many tiers, but its recruits almost always come from the "elite" schools. When the organization issues an order, it must be followed. Don't worry, we're sure whoever is held responsible won't fall for long.

Another question surrounding Joan Rivers' death is why. What could have been the reason for her untimely demise. She had definitely gone astray of the Illuminati during her career which resulted in the cancellation of her Fox comedy show and the "suicide" of her husband. Maybe she was planning to blow the lid wide open on what was about to happen or maybe she had details of Robin Williams' final months that would have destroyed the media's well-scripted narrative.

The latter seems more likely. Given Rivers' on-and-off relationship with Hollywood and the Illuminati, she likely had little information about the order's most sinister plans. However, she still had close contact with other members and probably had a good perspective on how they operated. She may have seen first hand how MK Ultra programming had destroyed Williams' psyche, driving him to suicide, and this might have led her to make a statement.

We don't know for sure why she had to die under such mysterious circumstances. There very well could have been another reason, but wanting to vindicate a fellow comedian seems the most likely. One thing to remember is that Joan Rivers' death is not unique. She is just another victim in the Illuminati's mass cleansing of Hollywood. Why so many are dying in such a tight time frame remains unanswered, but we fear the true reasons.    

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Katy Perry Is the Modern Whore of Babylon

According to the Bible, the Whore of Babylon will be a woman who is the head of all prostitutes and harlots, who fornicates into infinity, and who will usher in a new world order. This woman will embody evil to her core and make it taste as sweet as candy. The Illuminati is currently preparing its takeover strategy, appointing those to be the Antichrist and the False Prophet, and dispatching its minions across the globe. One necessary role is the whore, and it's been filled by none the other than Katy Perry.

This despicable hussy of an artist spouts nothing but sex and salaciousness and appeals to our most vulnerable audience, kids and preteens. Just about every single song of hers promotes some kind of sick behavior. Whether it be experimenting with homosexuality or performing fellatio, Perry appears to have no shortage of obscene acts to promote. Her latest song, "Birthday", is all about a girl stripping down and enticing a guy to lick her genitals. If you don't believe us, then read the lyrics for yourself. They're nothing but filth.

Perry's trash doesn't stop with sex either. Satanic references are a common theme too. In fact, "Dark Horse" might just be one of the most satanic songs ever released in pop culture. She actually refers to herself as a "beast". This is an obvious connection to the forthcoming apocalypse the Illuminati is preparing. As the Whore of Babylon, Katy Perry will be frequently making references to monsters. We're betting that she will soon be referring to an animal with seven heads. When that happens, we need to prepare, because the global onslaught is likely to follow.

To those who have become enlightened and know the Illuminati is real, Katy Perry's darkest symbolism is the worst but also one of the more subtle aspects of her music. The brainwashing patterns seen in her videos, performances, and tours is much more obvious. Her latest tour, "Prismatic", is so loaded with symbolism that we really shouldn't have to provide any explanation. Triangles, all seeing eyes, and suns are everywhere. Taken together, these rapid-fire flashy images are brainwashing the youths of the world, and parents are oblivious to the damage being done to their children's minds.

The "Dark Horse" video is also no exception. Just search the web and you'll find dozens if not hundreds of articles pointing out all of the Illuminati symbolism embedded in the production. The references are too many to list here. Let's just say that the Ancient Egyptian theme provided ample opportunity for pyramids, eyes, and suns to grace the screen. This is how brainwashing works. The order makes these symbols so ubiquitous to the point where no one seems to think they're unusual. The skeptics have no case to prove us wrong. They're banking on the brainwashed to accept the Illuminati's version of normal to discredit us. They're sheep, no if's, and's, or but's about it.

The satanic references combined with the promotion of promiscuity means that Katy Perry must be the Illuminati's Whore of Babylon. There can be no other candidate. Lady Gaga has faded from the scene, and Beyonce just doesn't go to those dark realms like Perry does. While the "All Seeing Eye" watches us, we will be keeping our eyes on Katy Perry and what she plans to deliver us next.  

Monday, August 25, 2014

The Illuminati at the 2014 MTV VMAs

Whenever mainstream music takes the spotlight, the Illuminati always uses the opportunity to further brainwash the masses. The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards was no exception. What else can you expect when Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, and Beyonce are all crammed into one program? This year's show had it all too, eyeballs, numerology, suns, and good ol' pyramids. To those who know the signs, the awards were one of the most blatant displays of occult symbolism in recent memory. Here's the play-by-play of what we saw.

Probably the most obvious and recurrent Illuminati sign we saw was the stage's backdrop. The giant circular decoration boasting "The 2014 MTV VMA awards" looked more like an eye than anything else. The outside was adorned with what looked like eyelashes, and the inner framing resembled an iris. At a distance, there was no mistaking what this was. The eye motif was also seen as performers took the stage. During one song, Usher looked like he was dancing on an eye. Completely outrageous from our perspective.

The sun was also a constant theme with references visible throughout the show. Taylor Swift's bad act was full of sunbursts, and when Usher wasn't dancing on an eye, the lights shifted to make the stage look like the sun. It all adds up to more proof that the Illuminati was working hard to brainwash the masses through music.

If that wasn't enough to shock you, then what we saw on the stage floor should be. The whole show was delivered from a platform with 666 on it. Done in the classic pinwheel fashion meant to fool the masses, the secret order broadcast one of the most iconic satanic references.

We can go on and one with the symbolism, and we will. Take the award statue as an example. To the casual eye, it's the MTV logo, but to the trained individual, it's an homage to the greatest hoax ever perpetrated. The statue of a man on the moon is the Illuminati bragging about how it can fool us whenever it wants. The Apollo missions were frauds, and those in the entertainment industry know it. Giving out an award that immortalizes that farce just goes to show what the VMAs are all about.

Even the commercials were riddled with Illuminati symbolism. Anytime a Cover Girl ad aired, triangles and hand symbols blasted the airwaves. We're not talking about one or two shapes here either, we saw dozens as well as Katy Perry dancing her Illuminati-worshiping ass all over the place. How much more blatant could the order be?

To those who watched the show last night, we hope you saw the signs and now realize that the Illuminati is real and taking over. We don't have much time. They control the money supply and are rapidly pushing the world under one government. To keep ordinary people fooled, the order uses pop culture to brainwash the masses into believing a false reality. Look for the signs and refuse to be enslaved! 

Thursday, August 14, 2014

How the Illuminati Controls the Police

Police brutality is rapidly becoming a constant in the news. No matter what is going on, a story about cops abusing their powers is always emerging. Whether it be excessive force or an unjustified shooting, today's police appear out of control. People are afraid when they see flashing blue lights. They don't know if it's a SWAT team gearing up to take down a petty dope dealer or an officer with an itchy trigger finger. All of which raises the question of why and how have the nation's police gone from the stewards of justice to the instruments of terror.

The answer rests with the Illuminati, and the explanation is simple. When the new world order is established, brainwashed drones will be needed to subdue resistance and enslave the populace. The police are those drones. By undergoing rigorous training at academies across the nation, cops are being subjected to mind control programs, and most cadets don't even know it.

The programming is extremely subtle. Most of it consists of viewing all things in terms of black and white, but the key element is the blind obedience to those who make the laws. Cops do not debate the validity of statutes, they just enforce them. They are literally trained not to use their brain when making decisions. This sort of programming makes them valuable tools to those in control. If the police do not challenge dubious laws, then the authoritarians who want to rule our lives are that much closer to their goal.

Now, most people know those who proudly wear badges and protect their communities, and many cops are in it for that very reason. However, they do not know that the Illuminati completely controls them. The order's programming techniques extend beyond brainwashing to include neuro re-adjusting. This is literally resetting the brain's neurons through electro-shock therapy. So, how does this happen, you ask.

Well, cops aren't even aware that having their neurons jolted is part of their training regimen, and it probably happens when they learn about tasers. During this lesson, every cadet must take a shock. They do this thinking that this is what perps must feel when they get tazed, but it's not. The tasers used at training likely use a special electrical current designed to manipulate brain function. This realignment of the neurons causes cops to blindly follow all authority and rewrites their perception of right and wrong.

This is exactly what we're seeing across America today. An Atlanta household endured the vicious assault from a SWAT team, NYPD has countless videos and pictures of its officers beating and abusing citizens, and Ferguson, Missouri witnessed the shooting death of an unarmed teenager. There is no doubt that the police are out of control. Illuminati programming has turned our officers into mindless drones who have lost all sense of justice and morality. They blindly follow NWO leaders who issue them disastrous mandates. 

Remember, the vast majority of cops joined the force because they wanted to make a difference, and many of them do. But where will they stand when the Illuminati orders them to turn against those they're sworn to protect? Will they stand up against the order, or will they don the riot gear and oppress their fellow citizens? We're seeing the answer everyday.  

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Robin Williams: Another Mysterious Illuminati Death

Once again, another celebrity has died in a sudden and tragic manner, and once again, the media are pouring hours of coverage into the story. Really, and we really do mean REALLY! This shouldn't be shocking to anyone, unless you truly are brainwashed. The suicide of Robin Williams happens to be the second unusual celebrity death of 2014 (the first was Philip Seymour Hoffman). What's even more creepy is that the pace of these strange deaths is accelerating.

The reasons, motives, and true circumstances behind Williams' death are still a mystery, and to be honest, we really don't care. Maybe the Illuminati had him killed, maybe they didn't. Maybe this was a true suicide, maybe it wasn't. None of that really matters too much. What is important is that any way you look at it, the Illuminati was responsible. If Williams was murdered, that meant that the order hired an assassin to make it look like a suicide. If he wasn't, then he killed himself as a result of celebrity MK Ultra programming gone awry.

The most significant factor to consider about the death of Robin Williams is how it fits into the greater pattern. Strange celebrity deaths are happening at a much more rapid rate now than ever before. Heath Ledger, Steve Irwin, Michael Jackson, Brittany Murphy, Amy Winehouse, Michael Clark Duncan, Paul Walker, and Philip Seymour Hoffman all died under strange circumstances. Of course, the media does everything it can to keep people from connecting the dots. What we're seeing here is an epidemic. Celebrities are beginning to die like flies, and what we want to know is why.

To become rich and famous, people must join the Illuminati and subject themselves to relentless programming. Eventually, this mind control becomes too much and causes its victims to lose control and go crazy. Some recover their equilibrium and return to the spotlight, while others continue their downward spiral and perish. This is becoming more intense as the Illuminati revs up its Satanic efforts to brainwash the world. Pop culture is becoming more immoral, and music is devolving into devil worship. Those who participate in these acts face tremendous psychological trauma leaving them in dire straits once the order is done with them.

Many celebrities feel guilt about having taken part in such atrocities, and others are just too mentally fried to keep going. That's where the reckless acts, drug abuse, risky living, and depression come from. They just can't deal with what they've done and what the future holds. They know they can't come forward, not only would that result in their deaths but those of their families and confidants. Sometimes, suicide is their best option. 

Whether or not Robin Williams killed himself isn't really the question here. What we want to know is what drove him to it or why the Illuminati had him offed. Did the programming that turned him into a superstar backfire? Did his guilt over supporting the order become too overwhelming? Could he have been planning to go public? We may never know. All we can do is stay on the lookout for the next strange Hollywood death. At this rate, we probably won't have to wait for long.

Update: After awaiting the announcement of the details surrounding Robin Williams' death, we have concluded that he did commit suicide, and that the circumstances behind his self-strangulation are factual. What we do believe was that his death came as a result of MK Ultra brainwashing.

We arrived at this conclusion after a thorough analysis of Williams' career and figuring out what exactly made him successful. If you take a look at "Mork and Mindy", "Good Morning, Vietnam", "Mrs. Doubtfire", "Jumanji", and numerous other films. You'll notice that Williams is generally way over the top in his performances. His zaniness combined with intense physical exuberance put him in a league of his own. This effect can also be seen in his many talk-show appearances. 

The man never could calm down. He talked rapidly and bounced around almost as if he was on speed, and that was the tip off. When the Illuminati introduces MK Ultra programming to someone, it usually starts with psychotropic drugs. When Williams was first discovered, he was likely already a bit off in the head, and the Illuminati exacerbated this to the extreme with its mind control. The result was a manic individual who entertained while simultaneously brainwashing the world.

No actor could sustain those manic levels indefinitely. When the highs wore off, Williams hit rock bottom. Extra brainwashing sessions and more drug therapies ensured that he kept performing for decades, but eventually his mind became fried beyond all recognition. The order likely used everything in its arsenal to keep him going. We're talking classified drugs, electric shocks, and maybe even torture. Keeping one of Hollywood's biggest comedic actors was imperative to the Illuminati.

Unfortunately, the human brain can only take so much abuse. By the time Robin Williams killed himself, his mind was probably so obliterated that he likely had little to no orientation of self. In no way was this an isolated incident. Celebrities and their never-ceasing bad behavior present constant indicators of MK Ultra malfunctioning. 

The Illuminati may not have used an assassin as it likely did with Paul Walker and Philip Seymour Hoffman, but the order was still responsible for Robin Williams' fate.