Steve Jobs Is ALIVE!!!

The founder and leader of the Cult of Apple, Steve Jobs, is not dead. What was perceived as the passing of a great figure was little more than a farce created by the Illuminati to help them get one step closer to world domination. As of now, faking Jobs' death could have been done for numerous reasons, but one thing is certain, this was something that they had planned well in advance. Indications that this was a sham are obvious and everywhere. From Jobs' unusually lengthy battle with cancer to his secret funeral, the signs all point to an elaborate NWO hoax, meaning that the tech guru is still alive and hiding out.

To understand how this hoax started, we need to go back to Jobs' original diagnosis of pancreatic cancer. For just about everyone who gets this disease, death is certain and swift. Life expectancy usually doesn't exceed 18 months for most victims. However, Steve Jobs managed to live for another 8 years after receiving the news. What this indicates is that the Apple founder probably never even had cancer, and the story that he did was little more than window dressing by the Illuminati. 

Jobs received his initial diagnosis in 2003, well after he had revitalized the Apple cult and had introduced the first of many Illuminati products (iPod). When the announcement of his illness was made, the secret order believed that the cult was back on track and that Jobs could "disappear" and begin his real work for the NWO. Unfortunately, many members realized that if Jobs abandoned his papal position too soon then the cult would begin to disintegrate again just as it had during the 1990s. That's when the Illuminati engineered the story to make it sound as if Jobs' cancer was an extremely rare and slow-growing tumor that might actually be treatable. That would allow the CEO to maintain his position as well as keep the Illuminati's lie intact and ready to use at any time.

That extra time proved valuable. Jobs was able to grow the Apple cult exponentially and has successfully brainwashed much of the population with his Illuminati product line. By the time he actually "died" in 2011, Apple boasted hundreds of millions of followers. With the company finally at its peak, the secret order decided to get Jobs out of the public scene and onto more important work. Consider this, Jobs battled an acutely deadly cancer for 8 years when nearly everyone else who gets it is lucky to live for two, and his death came when Apple was the world's most valuable company. Could this be a coincidence? Maybe, but there's more.

When someone as public and well-liked as Steve Jobs dies, there is a tremendous outpouring of emotions, and the funeral services can be equally immense. However, the arrangements for Jobs' memorial were unlike any other, not because of how grand they were but because of secretive they were. Instead of providing opportunities for the public to express their grief, a "funeral" was held under the tightest security (much stricter than normal even considering all of the high-profile attendees). Those who attended were all Illuminati bigwigs such as Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Bono. They weren't there to mourn the Apple founder, they were there to perform a secret order ritual. Faking the death of Jobs obviously had some religious importance for them and whatever ceremony they had must have fit the narrative. No accounts of what happened during the service exist, and all we have to go on is what a few Illuminati reporters can tell us. 

Now if a beyond-private funeral is not enough to convince you, then you should visit Jobs' grave to get the rest of the story. Oh yeah, that's right, you can't. All that is known about the cult leader's final resting place is that it's located somewhere in Alta Mesa Memorial Park. Good luck trying to find it. It's unmarked and could be anywhere. In fact, it probably doesn't even exist. If Jobs' family were so obsessed about keeping his grave private and out of the reach of visitors, they could have had him buried on private property or even had him cremated and kept the ashes in a secret vault. Nope, none of that would do for the Illuminati. They know that eventually someone would either stumble upon the ashes or even exhume the body and learn the truth. That's why the Apple cult leader is supposedly in a grave that no one knows about.

The occasional Steve Jobs sighting does occur. Based on our best analysis, we tend to believe that the ones catching a glimpse of Jobs as a moderately overweight person are accurate. With his death faked, the Illuminati likely changed his physical appearance to that of a chubby man with a "cue ball" haircut. What the secret order is doing with him right now is anyone's guess. There are a few theories. They may be waiting for some more of their "disasters" to strike before revealing that he is alive and well, making him out to be some sort of dark messiah. Or, he could be waiting in secret for when the NWO has taken control, making his reappearance as one of the principal leaders. There is even a chance that he is in cryo-stasis and will be revived when the time is right decades or even centuries from now (If you think cryo is limited to sci-fi, guess again).

Either way, Steve Jobs is alive, but do not rejoice. This is not a good thing. His being alive will do nothing for you. Instead, his living means that the Illuminati are just one move closer to enslaving us all.

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