Hurricane Harvey, the Illuminati, and Other Natural Disasters

Whenever disastrous weather strikes, it makes news but really doesn't surprise anyone. People see the images of trees flapping in the wind, power lines falling on the ground, and trailer trash flying in tornadoes and think to themselves, "well, that figures." They know that lots of damage is occurring and that insurance companies are panicking. None of that bothers them for the most part. To most folks, disastrous weather is something that happens from time-to-time, and that's wrong. Based on what we're seeing with Hurricane Harvey, we can ascertain that the Illuminati has a new weapon at its disposal, a weather manipulator.

The original warning for this was first seen during an episode from the 1980's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series. This is the one where the turtles must fight rock soldiers from another planet that use a weather machine in an attempt to destroy New York City. Considering the level of symbolism present in that cartoon (e.g. eye on the Technodrome), we see that as foreshadowing for the future. Well, guess what the future is here.

Let's go back to meteorology 101. We all took this at some point in school, and if your class was anything like ours, your instructor taught you about hurricanes. In case you missed this lesson, here's a rundown of the basics. A hurricane starts as a low pressure system somewhere in the central Atlantic, usually off the coast of Africa. As it moves towards North America, it gains strength, evolving into a tropical depression, then a tropical storm, and finally into a hurricane. Upon making landfall, the storm immediately begins to stall and break apart. Once it moves 50 miles inland, it's usually little more than a severe thunderstorm. That's the basics.

What we've seen with Hurricane Harvey is anything but the basics. This storm went from tropical to a category 4 in just over 24 hours, right before making landfall. Instead of disintegrating as it made its way inland, Harvey maintained its integrity. It may have weakened in wind strength, but its cyclone structure with well-defined eye remained. It hovered and hovered over the Texas coast and dumped a deluge over the city of Houston. This is unlike any other storm we've ever seen. It didn't act natural, and its effects were too precise. This was not a natural event.

We believe that the Illuminati have developed atmospheric manipulators and deployed them on satellites in low orbit. By using microwaves reflected from the sun, these weapons can heat specific areas of the atmosphere and generate adverse weather. I addition, these weapons allow the user to direct storms at will as if they were remote controlled cars. 

That's what happened with Hurricane Harvey. Illuminati operatives cooked the storm and strengthened it rapidly before guiding into the Texas coast. They deliberately steered the heaviest winds toward the towns that would take the most damage and saved the most intense feeder bands for Houston. The reason they used this strategy was that strong winds would not have as catastrophic effects on a coastal urban area, where the buildings are designed to withstand them. No, the most effective means of inflicting maximum damage on a large city is through flooding. Their plan worked perfectly.

But why Texas? This one is more complicated. The Illuminati selected the Lone Star State for its insolence in the 2016 election. It was solid Trump territory and continues to be until this day. This was the order's method of exacting a penance. Make no mistake, the Illuminati have a new weapon to devastate mankind. Look for them to use it in the melting of the polar ice caps, for generating tornadoes, and creating major hurricanes.